july 24

Madam Maidenhair Fern lives next to a downspout under the canopy of a maple. And she thrives. Unfortunately the slug likes it to. Also, can we campaign to change the name of this fern from ‘maidenhair’ to something that doesn’t scream that a reclusive white male lusting after a virgin didn’t name her? Personally, I think “Shady Mojito” would do the trick.